The Laws of the world.

Wednesday, June 6, 2007

I'm sorry! I forgot to put a quote in the last post like I said I would but I don't care anymore, I'm not gonna put it.
Anyways, MY DAD CALLED FROM THE U.S. AND HE TOLD ME THAT HE BOUGHT THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST MOVIE FOR ME!!! THE SPECIAL TWO-DISC EDITION ONE!!! OMG, I LOVE MY DAD SOOO MUCH!!!
I went to Jurong Bird Park yesterday and it was so fun! And I was at the Lory Loft feeding the Lorries when a bird landed on my arm! I still have the marks from its claws. My mom took a photo and I looked a bit freaked out. But it was kinda cool to have the bird on my arm. After it flew off, another one landed on my arm. My arm was very tired because it had to stay in the same spot for a while.
Just the other day, I saw some Mr Potato Heads. It was so retarded, you know. There was an Optimas Prime one, a Spider-man one, a Stormtrooper one and an R2D2 one! I was laughing my head off. But that's it for now, I'm gonna dedicate the rest of this post to a certain song. No pictures today.

Kill A Kitten by Stephen Lynch

-Start-
When the game of life makes you feel like quitting, it helps a lot if you…
Kill a kitten
Mark my words cause from were I’m sitting, you can’t go wrong if you…
Kill a kitten
There’s no crime that you'll be committing, I know the law you can…
Kill a kitten
And if you need yarn for that scarf you're knitting, you'll get plenty if you…
Kill a kitten

Feed it turpin-tine
or break its spine,
Crush it with your shoe
as long as you
Kill a kitten

If the one you love isn't quite as sh-mitting, she'll like you better if you…
Kill a kitten
And I quote the bible cause that's where it's written "If ye loveth Jesus ye must
Kill a kitten"

Flush him down the can,
Hit him with your van,
Drown him in a lake,
Bake a kitty cake,
Throw him at a train,
Make him snort cocaine,
Stick some TNT
up his cat booty,
Do what you must do
as long as you…
Kill a kitten

Killing kittens isn’t easy,
If the thought makes you feel queasy,
Grab a pitch fork from the shed
and kill a puppy dog instead

Kill a kitten
Kill a kitten
Kill a kitten
Fluffy kitten
You gotta kill a kitten
Kill a kitten
Meow
-End-

OMG... I'm soo bad. I was laughing my ass off when I saw this and so I went on YouTube and listened to it, it was so funny. I am so horrible. It's animal abuse! But this is seriously funny. Go listen to it. Go on. It won't hurt you. Hahaha.

{ being cool as usual at 8:31 PM}